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Hipsters regularly tell me that Donnie Darko is a 'deep' film, and that 'it really makes you think.' When I tell them that it's a really awful and childish film and that I really hated it with ever fiber of my being, they tell me that I 'just didn't get it,' or that I need to watch it a second time because 'it's really difficult to understand.' But I didn't need to watch Donnie Darko a second time. I understood it just fine. I think I understood it better than the fans who claim to like the film so much. To this day it still baffles me that some people watched the film from start to finish, and somehow didn't understand it. Donnie Darko reall

A Brief Analysis of Harry Potter Before Twilight reared its ugly head into the literary world of popular fiction and claimed its rightful place as the Fuhrer of Horrible Literature there was Eragon, and before Eragon there was Harry Potter. The Harry Potter series started back in 1997 when author J. K. Rowling published the first of its seven volumes, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Since then the fan base and popularity of the series has grown to ridiculous lengths, to the point where children dressing up in pointed hats and wizard robes claim that it's a future literary classic. While Harry Potter is not quite as horrible as its suc

"It was beautiful, of course; I couldn't deny that. Everything was green: the trees, their trunks covered with moss, their branches hanging with a canopy of it, the ground covered with ferns. Even the air filtered down greenly through the leaves. "It was too green - an alien planet." Excerpt from Twilight, describing Forks, Washington. In Twilight Avatar, an ordinary, dull-as-dishwater human named Bella Swan Jake Sully, moves to a distant, "alien" location called Forks, Washington Pandora, where Bella Jake meets the love of her his life: a super-strong, sparkly, manufactured to ultimate sexiness, non-human being [vampire] [alien] who happe

Twilight: A Critical Literary Analysis In 2005 Stephanie Meyer's book Twilight was published and found itself on the New York Times Bestseller list. Since then it spawned three sequels New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn and they have inexplicably become one of modern literature's biggest cash cows. However Twilight and its sequels are just awful books, and that's why I've taken it upon myself to explain just how poorly constructed these novels are. Stephenie Meyer's use of language is bland and excessive in its detail, and it worsens when she tries to pepper in fancy thesaurus-words but uses them erroneously. Her prose is plagued with dial